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- Santa Pick Up Lines
Submitted by J, L, CR & TJ Morrison
Santa Pick Up Lines
#1: Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
#2: Wanna see my 12-inch elf?
#3: I've got something special in the sack for you!
#4: Ever make it with! a fat guy with a whip?
#5: I know when you've been bad or good... so let's skip the small talk!
#6: Some of my best toys run on batteries... (wink wink!!!)
#7: Interested in seeing the "North Pole"? Well, that's what Mrs. Claus calls it.
#8: I see you when you're sleeping and you don't wear any underwear.
#9: Screw the "NICE" list... I've got you on my "NAUGHTY" list, Babe!!!
#10: Wanna join the "Mile High Reindeer" club?
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