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- Very Amish Christmas by the Electric Amish
Very Amish Christmas by the Electric Amish It's a very Amish Christmas but our house don't look so good Christmas lights don't shine too bright When they're made out of wood It's a very Amish Christmas And my sons are all upset those heathen boys dreamed of toys But tools is all they'll get Oh there the carolers go Singing First Noel That karaoke machine will Cost them a trip to hell It's a very Amish Christmas And it's worse than I had feared A Mennonite got drunk last night And shaved off Santa's beard It's a very Amish Christmas Saw a reindeer on my shed He tried to run but I grabbed my gun Now the family will be fed Oh Ho the traffic's slow The cars honk as they pass My horse is trotting fast as he can Merry Christmas kiss my ass Have a very Amish Christmas Though you may not like the rules Santa's suit is black and his sleds out back Pulled by eight strong mules Have a very Amish Christmas Wear a hat and grow a beard Oh by golly have a very Amish Christmas This year One more time fellas Oh by golly have a very Amish Christmas This year Parody lyrics written by Dean Metcalf, Barclay P. Grayson & Kyle W. Grayson |
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