Submitted by J, L, CR & TJ Morrison
Mis-heard Christmas Carol Lyrics
Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly...
We three kings of porridge and tar..
Good tidings we bring to you and your kid.
On the first day of Christmas my tulip gave to me..
Later on we'll perspire, as we dream by the fire.
In the meadow we can build a snowman. Then pretend that he is sparse and brown.
He's makin' a list, chicken and rice...
Noel. Noel. Barney's the king of Israel. With the jelly toast proclaim...
Olive, the other reindeer... You'll go down in listerine!
Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say...
Slee-eep in heavenly peas...
Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay...
Come, froggy faithful...
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