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- Strange Business Signs
On a Septic Tank Truck sign: "We're #1 in the #2 business." *Sign over a gynecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." *At a proctologist's door: "To expedite your visit please back in." *On a Plumbers truck: "We repair what your husband fixed." *On a Plumbers truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber." *Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak." *At a tire shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout." *On a plastic surgeon's office door: "Hello. Can we pick your nose?" *At a towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows." *On an electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts." *In a nonsmoking area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action." *On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push." *At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place." *On a taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff." *In a podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." *On a fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive." *At a car dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment." *Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming." *In a veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!" *At the electric company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be." *In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry .. Come on in and get fed up." *In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait." *At a propane filling station, "Tank heaven for little grills." *And don't forget the sign at a Chicago radiator shop: "Best place in town to take a leak." |
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