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-You Watch WAY TOO MUCH Wrestling When.......
- On your resume you write "I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be" - Instead of hugging relatives you give them bear hugs & mandible claws - You begin to shake someone's hand in public, but then hesistate to look for the crowd's response - You tell your significant other, "Not tonight, I'm watching RAW" - You get in fights with people who say wrestling is fake. - You clothesline people in the supermarket for no real reason. - You elbow smash your dog & turn him/her over for the three count - Instead of reading a bedtime story to your kids, you put them in a sleeper. - Instead of punishing your kids by grounding them, you threaten them with stunners, choke slams & tombstones - When your king-size bed has ropes and turnbuckles surrounding it. - You get fired from work then show up the next day wearing a mask. - Your boss fires you and you come back to work and challenge him to a no-holds barred steel-cage wrestling match. Submitted by Freddie |
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