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- New Country Songs
Readers of New York magazine were asked to invent country-song titles. Here are some entries: Ain't No Trash In My Trailer Since The Night I Threw You Out You Wanted To Get Hitched, But My Heart Is Filled With Whoa Baked My Sweetie A Pie, But He Left With A Tart I Lost My Honey Bunny On A Bad Hare Day She Chews Tobacco, But She Didn't Choose Me The Peach I Picked In Georgia Didn't Cling To Me For Long Don't Want That Floozy In My Jacuzzi I Found The Recipe For Heartbreak In A Cookbook On Your Shelf Now That We're Miserable, I Hope You're Happy |
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