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- Man Introduces Himself to Airline Seatmate
She turned to him and smiled and said, "business, I'm going to the annual Nymphomaniacs Convention in Chicago." He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he'd ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a convention for nymphomaniacs. Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "what's your role at this convention?" "Lecturer," she responded. " I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." "Really," he said, "what myths are those?" "Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed, when in fact, it's the native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish descent. We have, however, found that the best potential lover in all categories is the southern redneck." Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable, and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing this with you, I don't even know your name." "Tonto," the man said. "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba." |
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