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- Iowa Temperature Conversion Chart
At +70º - Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear. People in Iowa go swimming in the Lakes. At +60º - North Carolinians start turning on the heat. People in Iowa plant gardens. At +50º - Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Iowa sunbathe. At +40º - Italian and English cars won't start. People in Iowa drive with the windows down. At +20º - Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and woolly hats. People in Iowa throw on a flannel shirt. At +15º - Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Iowa have the last cookout before it gets cold. At 0º - People in Miami begin freezing to death... Iowans lick the flagpole. At -20º - Californians evacuate to Mexico. People in Iowa get out their winter coats. At -40º - Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Iowa are selling cookies door to door. At -60º - Polar bears begin to evacuate the Artic. Iowa Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough. At -80º - Mt. St. Helens freezes. People in Iowa rent some videos. At -100º - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Iowans get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg. At -297º - Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products. Cows in Iowa complain about farmers with cold hands. At -460º - ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale). People in Iowa start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?" At -500º - Hell freezes over. Iowa State Wins The Rose Bowl ! |
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