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GOLF - Important Little Known Facts
- GOLF IS the ultimate love/hate relationship. - SOMETIMES it seems as though your cup moveth over. - IT TAKES LONGER to learn good golf than it does brain surgery. On the other hand, you seldom get to ride around on a cart and eat hot dogs while performing brain surgery. - A GOOD DRIVE on the 18th hole has stopped many a golfer from giving up the game. - WATER hazards are no walk in the park for fish, turtles and frogs, either. - GOLF IS the perfect thing to do on Sunday because you end up praying a lot. - A GOOD golf partner is one who's always slightly worse than you. - THAT rake by the sand trap is there for golfers who feel guilty about skipping out on lawn work. - IF THERE'S a storm rolling in, you'll be having the game of your life. - Golf balls are like eggs. They're white. They're sold by the dozen. And a week later you have to buy more. - A PRO shop gets its name from the fact that you have to have the income of a professional golfer to buy anything in there. - IT'S amazing how a golfer who never helps out around the house will replace his divots, repair his ball marks and rake his sand trap. - IF YOUR opponent has trouble remembering whether he shot a six or a seven, he probably shot an eight. - YOU probably wouldn't look good in a green jacket anyway!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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