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All I Need to Know, I Learned From Noah's Ark
Everything I need to know, I learned from Noah's Ark. . .and this is what I learned: One - Don't miss the boat. Two - Remember that we are all in the same boat. Three - Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark. Four - Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big. Five - Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done. Six - Build your future on high ground. Seven - For safety's sake, travel in pairs. Eight - Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs. Nine - When you're stressed, float a while. Ten - Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals. Eleven - No matter the storm, when you are with God there's always a rainbow waiting. |
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