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2. “Received a plague for Salesperson of the Year.” 3. “Reason for leaving last job: maturity leave.” 4. “Failed bar exam with relatively high grades.” 5. “Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details.” 6. “It’s best for employers that I not work with people.” 7. “Let’s meet, so you can ‘ooh’ and ‘aah’ over my experience.” 8. “I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse.” 9. “You will want me to be Head Honcho in no time.” 10. “I have become completely paranoid, trusting completely no one and absolutely nothing.” 11. “Personal interests: donating blood. Fourteen gallons so far.” 12. “Marital status: often. Children: various.” 13. “I am loyal to my employer at all costs..Please feel free to respond to my resume on my office voice mail.” 14. “Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain store.” |
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