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Strange Euphemisms for "Stupid"
His elevator doesn't go to the top floor All foam, no beer. His bread ain't done His yeast went bad. He's: One taco short of a combination plate One brick shy of a load One pickle short of a barrel One sandwich short of a picnic One step short of a flight (of stairs) The light is on, but nobody is home. There's nothing in the attic but cobwebs. He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer. He's not the brightest crayon in the box. The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead. Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but there is no train. He's dumber than a box of rocks. He's dumber than a bag of hammers. If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change. Somewhere a villiage is missing its idiot He donated his brain to science. Science sent it back. He fell out of the Stupid Tree and hit every branch on his way down. The starting gate is open, but he's still asking directions. A few cans short of a six-pack. His pilot light isn't lit. |
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