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Jacques Chirac Jokes!
But the truth is that some of the funniest jokes are about the French... Q: Why do French men have moustaches? A: To remind them of their mothers. Q: What did the Mayor of Paris say to the German army as they entered the city in World War II? A: "Table for 100,000 M'sieur?" Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One. Chirac. He holds the bulb and all of Europe revolves around him. Q: How do you say: "Give me liberty or give me death" in French? A: I give up. Q: What do you call a Frenchman advancing on Baghdad? A: A salesman. Q: What do you get when a grenade is thrown into a French kitchen? A: Linoleum Blownapart. Q: Why do French naval ships have glass bottoms? A: To see all their other ships. Q: Where is the best place to hide your money? A: Under a Frenchman's soap. The Tour de France is so popular in France because its the one sport where you don't need balls Submitted by Rene |
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