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Top 10 Signs Santa Doesn't Like Your Kid
* Kid's letter to north pole comes back stamped, "Dream on, Chester!" * Kid asks for new bike, gets a pack of smokes. * Along with presents, Santa leaves hefty bill for shipping and handling. *By the time he gets to your house, all he has left are Styrofoam peanuts. * Christmas day, your kid wakes up with a Reindeer head in his bed. * Instead of "Naughty" or "Nice", Santa has him on the dork list. * Sends him off on a Carnival Cruise with Kathie Lee. * First words when kid gets on his lap are, "Touch my beard and I'll put the hurt on you." * Labels on all your kid's toys read, "Straight from Craptown." * Four words: "Off my lap, Tubby!" Submitted by Pasadena Phil |
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