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The Twelve Days of Christmas (revisted)
On the 12th day of Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival my significant other in a consenting, adult, monogamous, relationship gave to me: Twelve males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming. Eleven pipers piping (plus an 18 member pit orchestra made up of members in good standing of the Musicians Equity Union as called for in their union contract, even though they will not be asked to play a note.) Ten melanin deprived testosterone poisoned scions of the patriarchal ruling class system leaping. Nine persons engaged in rhythmic self-expression. Eight economically disadvantaged female persons stealing milk products from enslaved bovine Americans. Seven endangered swans swimming on federally protected wetlands. Six enslaved fowl-Americans producing stolen non-human animal products. Five golden symbols of culturally sanctioned enforced domestic incarceration.(After members ofl the Animal Liberation Front threatened to tthrow red paint at my computer, the calling birds, hens and partridge have been reintroduced to their native habitat. To avoid further Animal-American enslavement, the remaining gift package has been revised.) Four hours of recorded whale songs. Three deconstructionist poets. Two Sierra Club calendars printed on recycled processed tree carcasses, and One Spotted owl activist chained to an old-growth pear tree. Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukah, Good Kwanzaa,, Blessed Yule, and Happy Holidays* *unless you are suffering from seasonally affected disorder(SAD). If this is the case, please substitute this gratuitous call for celebration with the suggestion that you have a thoroughly adequate day. Submitted by Ricky B. |
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